I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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