Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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