i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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