You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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