i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
