As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize