You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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