Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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