Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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