Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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