He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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