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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We shouldn"t be alone together

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  you didn"t say that yesterday

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  you weren't married yesterday

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"

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• (516): View more from New York

  My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...

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• (209): View more from California

  Why is my hat full of peanuts?

  (719): View more from Colorado

  Don't throw them out, I'm on my way

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