i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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