Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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