Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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