Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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