There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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