i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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