a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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