I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
40s are totally the cure
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm sobbing to NWA
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
