OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She swung at the pinata with crutches
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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