if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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