but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Can I color on your dick again?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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