My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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