So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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