trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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