So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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