shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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