You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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