when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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