At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The best revenge is premature balding
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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