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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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