So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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