She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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