is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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