You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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