Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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