I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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