the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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