tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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