we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
