You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz