i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.