with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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