i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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