I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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