u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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