Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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