I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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