I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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