Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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