Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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