If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
it's like iHOP with fire
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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