If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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