is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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