I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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