Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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