and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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