Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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